Tag: humor
group name: postemifyougotem
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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March 06, 2008 07:15 AM EST --
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." . . . more
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March 24, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --
AAAAAAAA! Don't get me wrong, I love my husband. I just love him better when I don't have to spend every day with him.
I'm used to nice, quiet, peaceful days. . . . more
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March 05, 2008 05:05 PM EST --
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your . . . more
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March 29, 2008 08:23 PM EDT --
I had to drive my husband somewhere today. I think it took him about 10 minutes to realize that him trying to put his foot through the floorboard would not make the car stop any quicker. . . . more
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April 25, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again.
The skirt was still too tight. She . . . more
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August 01, 2008 01:24 PM EDT --
My hubby decided it was time to change the air conditioner filter. To do this,you sit on the ground, you remove 3 screws and a cover, remove the old filter, put in the new, replace the cover . . . more
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March 24, 2008 07:33 PM EDT --
Oh, lend me your ears as I tell you
A housewife's lament, both sad and true
How her trusty helper passed away
And how her tears fell on that fateful day.
A day like any other, . . . more
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March 26, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
I cleaned my fridge, cleaned it well-
didn't know I was in for a day of hell
It all started when I reached way in the back
and came across an ominous, mysterious pack.
"What's . . . more
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May 06, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
You May Be a Chocoholic If ... Your favorite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
You ever bathe in hot chocolate.
You fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence.
You have . . . more
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May 12, 2008 01:40 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Houswife,
Here is a question, I'm sure many women-married, or in a relationship with a man-would enjoy an answer to; How can the remote control batteries be changed, . . . more
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April 14, 2008 08:43 AM EDT --
I tried to make a cake
It came out one side flat
So another one I tried to bake
This one scared the cat.
I thought I might have more luck
If I made an apple pie
I rolled the . . . more
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June 11, 2008 08:41 PM EDT --
ok-since my last game didn't catch on with everyone.Heres another one I hope gets everyone talking.I want to know more about your imagination and what your minds can come up with when it comes to . . . more
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April 03, 2008 07:36 PM EDT --
I had to give my dog a bath today.
. . . more
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April 10, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
There once was a hapless housewife
who stumbled and bumbled through life
and with tongue in cheek
wrote poems through her week
chronicling her wacky life!
more
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April 11, 2008 09:45 AM EDT --
Mopping the floor is never fun
sometimes it seems I'll never get done
I spray and I scrub and I wipe and I buff
sometimes I dream I holler "ENOUGH"!
Why mop the stains, . . . more
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April 11, 2008 08:24 PM EDT --
(this is just a joke, I would not really do these things, so please do not sic anyone on me, LOL)(and don't try this at home!)
These are a couple of lost letters found in the . . . more
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April 13, 2008 10:49 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My wife has put on some weight lately. Should I tell her?
Signed, Packing . . . more
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April 18, 2008 02:10 PM EDT --
(Don't take the Hapless Housewife's advice seriously! Don't try this at home!)
Dear Hapless Housewife,
The neighborhood kids get in my yard and trample my flowers. . . . more
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April 19, 2008 12:07 PM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
My kid won't quit picking his nose! What should I do?
Signed,
. . . more
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